Saturday, August 13, 2005

The Bacon Show

The Bacon Show ONE BACON RECIPE PER DAY, EVERY DAY, FOREVER

This is wrong in so many ways.

I was at a destination wedding in the Dominican a couple of years ago, and they were serving the usual helpings of bacon stacked up on a plate. The next day they had only 'bacon toast', what appeared to me to be french toast & bacon bits. It was actually the toast they use to sop up the grease.

'scuse me for a second...

I couldn't get the salt taste out of my mouth for days, my cholesterol went through the roof, and I'm sure I lost about 5 years off my lifespan. (but there were 2 other guys who ate the same thing so I didn't feel too stupid)

I'm no longer a Bacontarian....

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