Monday, February 06, 2006

Bottled Water - the $100 Billion Fraud Industry

The top reasons why I stopped drinking tap water when I moved to Toronto.

1. It comes out of the tap orange in Spring.
2. It comes out of the tap green in Fall.
3. I don't need to take birth control, Prozak or estrogen.
4. It contains pesticide and flouride.
5. I don't want a cocaine habit.

This still doesn't explain why I drank the water when I lived in Oshawa as a kid.... hopefully my tail will drop off soon.

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