Thursday, May 10, 2007

Dude, yer gettin' a Dell? Whoops..wrong guy...

 Jared, the Subway guy who inspired thousands of overweight geeks to eat turkey subs 7 days a week, was a bit of an entrepreneur in college.

Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.

Source: Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » BWE Exclusive: Jared Fogle, The Pornography Guy

And it wasn't his Aides that got him hooked on Subway - it was the closest fast-food restaurant in walking distance.

Good thing he didn't stick to Tuna Subs...

The 6" version has 530 calories and 31 grams of fat, not to mention over 1000 mg of sodium.

Between the salt and the sugar, it's no wonder people become addicted to eating fast food.