The top reasons why I stopped drinking tap water when I moved to Toronto.
1. It comes out of the tap orange in Spring.
2. It comes out of the tap green in Fall.
3. I don't need to take birth control, Prozak or estrogen.
4. It contains pesticide and flouride.
5. I don't want a cocaine habit.
This still doesn't explain why I drank the water when I lived in Oshawa as a kid.... hopefully my tail will drop off soon.
