Mini-Microsoft: "As for getting some celebrity personality spice... maybe next time we can do better. Yahoo! had Tom Cruise. Google had Robin Williams. Microsoft... Justin Timberlake? Well, maybe if Justin had forced a wardrobe malfunction on Bill it would have been funny ('ai-yi, Bill's codpiece was supposed to stay put!'), but nothing says safe and boring as Mr. Timberlake. "
Yikes! Gotta go wash my eyes out with gasoline...